Got this from one of the forwards.
Q: Why must we put on our pants one leg at a time?
Ans: If we jumped into our pants simultaneously placing both legs in at
one time, we would land heavily on the ground. As a majority of us are
getting dressed at the same time of the morning, the cumulative effect
would Cause an earth tremor. Due to the use of time zones, the tremor
established In Eastern Time would arrive in the central zone at
precisely the moment all those people were jumping into their pants. The
tremor would increase in size exponentially, and proceed west to combine
with the mountain zone folks as they get dressed. As this cycle
encircles the globe, it would feed upon the next day's Tremor and
eventually cause the earth's crust to break apart and float into space.
This is why we put our pants on one leg at a time.
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3 comments:
Great blog, sensitive and humane.
Go on.
You can put on ur pants with both legs simultaneously provided you are in sitting position rather than standing.
by B. Sunil Kumar
When I was in the US Army, on of the officers put his pants on by chinning to the top of a doorway, then having an aide put his (heavily starched) pants below his legs, then lowering himself slowly into them. That way the starched crease did not break. The pants kept the starched crease until he sat down (normally AFTER the morning inspection).
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