Happy New Year

"Ha" shouted bobby, "Hawaii" replied shannon
"Ha" again bobby, "Hotdog" responded willy
"Ha...Ha..."
"Hollywood" shouted corkorian
"Ha"
"Halo" called mark
"Ha"
"my hat" cried shannon
"Ha...Ha...Ha..."
"Hey, I got what he tries to say...What's it now" wilma questioned
"Midnight, 1st of Jan" crowd replied
"So Bobby means to say HAPPY NEW YEAR". hence the crowd rejoiced.
"Wish you all Happy, Prosperous and Safe New Year." - Vijay Venkat
"gotta kill that bloke, who's stepping on my foot" - Bobby

Timely Joke.

My Life

I chose to learn english to better communicate and know world.
I chose tamil to taste its literature and its culture.
I chose AVM School to be part of the thespian community and learn histrionics.
I chose Biology to enjoy the intricacies of human body.
I chose REC Trichy to know, to feel, to understand cultures spread across India.
I chose computer science to understand and hone my analytical skill.
I chose STMicroelectronics not just for a job, but also for the blue color(my favorite) it was donning all the way.
I chose to go to France to understand the french mentality and see their majestic passion for arts.
I chose to live.

I wish I had my 24 years of life like this but

I was chosen to learn english the de facto language.
I was chosen to learn tamil to get incentives in my place.
I was chosen for AVM school for a better score in 12th.
I was chosen for Biology, there was no option.
I was chosen to the REC Trichy, still wondering how?
I was chosen to computer science, you know everyone does it for the money.
I was chosen to STMicroelectronics, no one knows why?
I was chosen to go to france for 3 months, so that I would be in the company for next 30 years.
I was chosen to live, and I am trying hard not to die.

Thank you God.

Poll results

"so when somebody has B.O., the 'O' usually stays with the 'B'. Once the 'B' leaves, 'O' goes with it". - jerry in 'the smelly car'.
last poll revealed the seinfeld foursome to be a clear winner. total 24 votes (ofcourse one is mine and that too not for seinfeld, it was buffy!). neways for me kramer is the best, long live the 'hipster doofus'. followed by buffy and everyone's favorite 'friends' (good choice dears).

the results:
seinfeld - 38 % (9 votes)
buffy the vampire slayer - 21 % (5 votes)
friends - 21 % (5 votes)
america's hottest - 8% (2 votes)
gilmore girls - 4 % (1 vote)
jassi jaisi koi nahin - 4 % (1 vote)
reality tv - 4% (1 vote)
mtv fully faltoo - 0%
chitti - 0%
metti oli - 0%

is the vote bank majorly affected by girls or boys, though it was not so clear in previous poll why not put it up in the next poll?? just check it out and click over ur fav person.

Push the tempo.

A New Quiz

I tried to resist but, I just gotta know!!


Everyone remembers the 'faked-orgasm-in-a-deli'
sequence from your kind of movie When Harry Met
Sally. It seems that you're falling for a buddy
or have already fallen for them. Uh-oh. You're
probably caught between the possibility of
having a great relationship and wrecking the
one you have now. You know what they say, it's
better to regret something you did than
something you didn't do.


What Romance Movie Best Represents Your Love Life?
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How Infamous are you?

One of the quizzes I had gone through yesterday night. this is all what I got...


You are the Marquis Da Sade. Even stripped of
exaggerations, Your real life was as dramatic
and as tragic as a cautionary tale. Born to an
ancient and noble house, you were married
(against your wishes) to a middle-class heiress
for money, caused scandals with prostitutes and
with your sister-in-law, thus enraging your
mother-in-law, who had you imprisoned under a
lettre de cachet for 14 years until the
Revolution freed you. Amphibian, protean,
charming, you became a Revolutionary,
miraculously escaping the guillotine during the
Terror, only to be arrested later for
publishing your erotic novels. You spent your
final 12 years in the insane asylum at
Charenton, where you caused another scandal by
directing plays using inmates and professional
actors. You died there in 1814, virtually in
the arms of your teenage mistress.
You are a revolutionary deviant. I applaud you.


Which Imfamous criminal are you?
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I, vijay v., am the deviant...

Nine Layers

Nine Layers
I stole this from the next blog...I dont feel ashamed as she herself stole this from someone else...

Layer One

name: Vijay
birth date: Sep 6, 1980
birthplace: St. Isabel Hospital, Mylapore, Chennai
current location: Noida
eye color: Black
hair color: currently black with a tinge of grey, might become more grey next year.
height: 5'8"
righty or lefty: Lefty (right-brained means righteous brain!!!)
zodiac sign: Virgo

Layer Two

your heritage: Hindu
the shoes you wore today: weathered brown red-tape
your weakness: Flattery - Please dont praise me in the comments (what about chain mails!!!)
your fears: Die as a virgin
your perfect pizza: No stuffed crust, not too hot, very mild, with lots of cheese, capsicum and corns.
goal you'd like to achieve: unknown

Layer Three

your most overused phrase on aim: "being pissed, no problem, just dont show it"
your first waking thoughts: "Get busy living, or get busy dying"
your best physical feature: Smile
your most missed memory: Should have been with my cousin when we were kids, now she's married

Layer Four

pepsi or coke: pepsi
mcdonald's or burger king: helplessly only McD's being in Noida...
single or group dates: single. (c'mon its just a wish)
adidas or nike: nike
lipton ice tea or nestea: neither.
chocolate or vanilla: Chocolate
cappuccino or coffee: philter kaapi.

Layer Five

smoke: Once in a while
cuss: Yes
sing: Yes, mainly to drive out the rats from my home
take a shower everyday: yes
do you think you've been in love: many times school, college, company, everywhere
want to go to college: Already finished it
liked high school: Did march-past every monday morning for that song of "Bridge on the river kwai", written many love letters, stole pencils, pens, shared A-jokes, jols, kadalais, rumors about affairs, one good shot in the back from the PT sir and his inglis "come together seperately", "form a straight circle", etc. etc.
want to get married: Desperately
believe in yourself: only way for my survival
.get motion sickness: never
think you're attractive: Damn, the most handsome in this world
think you're a health freak: occassionally yes
get along with your parent(s): not much
like thunderstorms: it scares the shit outta me
play an instrument: no

Layer Six

in the past month..
drank alcohol: Not in the last month.
smoked: yes
done a drug: No
made out: No
gone on a date: Not in the last month. but I too had a date please believe me!!
gone to the mall: yep – wandered in Ansals plaza, RPM (All in Delhi)
eaten an entire box of oreos?: What is that??
eaten sushi: No, but lots of brownies, vanilla cakes or anything with hell lotta raisins
been on stage: not in the last month
been dumped: Yes, by myself by choosing a not-so-satisfying career
gone skating: No
made homemade cookies: No
dyed your hair: No
stolen anything: might be many hearts I dont know...

Layer Seven

ever...
played a game that required removal of clothing: No
if so, was it mixed company: No
been trashed or extremely intoxicated: No
been caught "doing something": yup
.been called a tease: Yup
gotten beaten up: Yup
shoplifted: nope
changed who you were to fit in: All my life

Layer Eight

age you hope to be married: 28.
numbers and names of children: n/a
describe your dream wedding: In a temple me, her and our parents. Then a trip to paris and spend a year in versailles royal closets
how do you want to die:

"He rested his head on the rocker laid outside the veranda of the West Ham Mansion in Hawaii. Head was totally clean without a slightest evidence of any hair on it. Holding the crutches in his hands constantly shaking his lean legs which had ridges of nerves running along its length. The sea shore in front was overshadowed by the bright red streaks of sun in the deep sea and the silhouettes of the sailing boats added color to the picturesque. Sitting idle gaping at the spectacular sight outside, slowly closed his eyes. It was calm, huge waves raising and receding every now and then at this twilight. Flock of Layson Albatross’ chirping in the nearby trees, girls playing in the sand with their mates, fulmers circling in the water and the butterflies fluttering between the flowers. Slowly the legs stopped shaking, nerves became stiff, crutches fell down, and the sun was finally set." (Concluding part of Chapter - III, Legend of Tuticurin.)

where you want to go to college: Already went to college – planning for a master's
what do you want to be when you grow up: grown up
what country would you most like to visit: USA. (Lots of autographs pending eminem, pearl jam, sampras, beyonce, jolie, etc. etc.)

Layer Nine

number of drugs taken illegally: None
number of people i could trust with my life: 20 maybe more
number of cds that i own: 300+
number of piercings: one in nose and each ear. Mercilessly done when I was aged two
number of tattoos: None
number of times my name has appeared in the newspaper?: 0
number of scars on my body: 4 or 5
number of things in my past that i regret: Lots. whole college life.

Happy Diwali

This boy is about to go on his first date, and is nervous about what to talk about. He asks his friend for advice. The friend replies: "pal, there are three subjects that always work. These are food, family, and philosophy."
The boy picks up his date and they go to a soda fountain. Ice cream sodas in front of them, they stare at each other for a long time, as the boy's nervousness builds. He remembers his pal's advice, and chooses the first topic. He asks the girl: "Do you like spinach?" She says "No," and the silence returns. After a few more uncomfortable minutes, the boy thinks of his friend's suggestion and turns to the second item on the list. He asks, "Do you have a brother?" Again, the girl says "No" and there is silence once again. The boy then plays his last card. He thinks of his friend's advice and asks the girl the following question: "If you had a brother, would he like spinach?"
Thereby his story began...
10 years hence, he had grown up more, yeah, lots of mush and hair all over his body giving him macho look and smartness cropped in every aspect, may be its academic, athletics, stamina, IQ, or you-name-it. But the nausea that still prevailed is called QUARTER-LIFE CRISIS.
It was this hot summer day, when he was out to have a chai and spotted this girl lakshmi.
"Hey come on da, cheta, you can do it" murmured his pals. "yes, u can give it a shot, buddy"

"Hi, I...er...I think you too work in Elxsi"
"Yes"
"Fine, which department"
"AB @#$%& CD"
"oh, yeah thats a good department, you know"
"hmm"
"ppl do more Quality work, innovations, those kind of stuffs, you know"
...yawn...
"and the boss is good you know and everyone is peacful and..."
And she replied, "I think I have to leave ... 'you know' ... as you said we ppl prefer working you know "
"oh yeah fine, see you then"
Venugopal stopped counting on his attempts or futilities rather and is getting on his nerve. Throughout in his life, nothing seems to amuse him, full of blurred images through his wetted eyes. People associate his contemplative, absent minded, erratic behavior as some love failure but the fact that there is no love is known to venu alone.
Yet he had something to cherish for the moment...Its Deepavali...
ENJOY DEEPAVALI - only to those elite souls who could have always performed the best if given a chance.

here comes the new year

here comes the new year
he dances in the discotheque
she holds his hands
he presents her a bouquet
she kisses him in response
both laugh
both cry
both play a fiddle with each other
and started dancing again
here comes the new year

here comes the new year
sitting on the mattress
bottle in one hand
and a cigarette in the other,
somber and contemplative,
not knowing the pomp and the glitter outside
appreciating the earth's rotation
thinking why the word abbreviation is so long
reluctant to free his hands to take up the TV remote
sitting idle
totally puzzled
here comes the new year

here comes the new year
he brings her the past
she rejoices it
he sets her with emotions
she binds by it
he calls her fool
she love it
they take a deep breathe
and say life is not changing
here comes the new year

here comes the new year
switched on TV
not knowing that night not meant for him
full of love songs
and parties
left the bottle that quench no thirst
there was this movie channel
chose to forget time
and to believe in one to tango
and the movie was
"Life is Beautiful"
here comes the new year