Happy Deepavali.

Things supposed to be done before this deepavali (set last year):

1) Did you get a girlfirend? (hmm... pssst... uuuuuu... no!)
2) I know you would fail in step 1, any bright or vague or dim or ray like prospects? (Darn!!)
3) How closer did you get, anything better than the feat that you achieved in 2004 when you asked a girl to get a ticket for movies cos the ladies' line was short? (I give up!)
4) Any other activities, like badminton, violin or juggling? [Nope, cudnt find time :( ]
5) So, you didn't get a girlfriend, you are not even into improvement and you have no other activities, so you must be doing Master's in CS. Are you fully into it. (Oh shit, I dropped a course today!)
6) Any plans to put up a checklist for 2007, better not!

Ladies and Gentlemen, let this Deepavali bring lots of joy, so lots that you will start celebrating when its not deepavali, and you celebrate much that you start enjoying deepavali again and the cycle continues... (Now I know why exactly the other side doesnt even bother to turn in your direction)